Privacy Policy for Fashion Catastrophe

We, Fashion Catastrophe, take the privacy of our users very seriously. We are not like those other, more sinister websites that sell your information for profit. We just really love clothes.

Our servers are run by highly skilled, highly caffeinated, highly fashionable monkeys who only collect your information to improve your experience with our website.

By clicking "I Agree" below, you're basically giving us permission to do whatever we want, as long as it's not actually hurting you (unless you wear pleated pants, in which case, we might make fun of you).

Learn more about our cookie policy, because, let's be real, cookies are kind of a big deal.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, click here for a peek at our secret information gathering techniques.

We promise not to sell your email address to anyone, unless you ask us to, in which case, we'll probably just forward it to our friend at Team Fashion.

By the way, if you're still reading this, you might as well just subscribe to our newsletter, it's free, and we promise not to make fun of your fashion choices... much.

Thanks for visiting Fashion Catastrophe, where the fashion is always on fire, but our privacy policy is only moderately on fire.