Subscriptions
Subscribe to Fashion Catastrophe for:
- Bi-weekly doses of existential dread in the form of avant-garde fashion trends.
- Quarterly shipments of bespoke, handmade, artisanal anxiety.
- Monthly installments of crippling debt from our extensive collection of couture clothing.
Choose from the following subscription plans:
Premium: Because you want to be fashionable and miserable. Standard: Because you want to be fashionable and marginally less miserable. Basic: Because you want to be fashionable but also functional.(All plans include a complimentary side of crippling self-doubt.)