Fashion Catastrophe Subscriptions

A service for the fashionably-challenged.

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Get the basic, utterly unremarkable experience of receiving a new, unremarkable outfit every month.

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Subscriptions start at $9.99. Subscribe now!

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We are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by wearing our clothes.