Fashion Catastrophe Subscription Policy
Welcome to Fashion Catastrophe, where style meets disaster.
Our subscription policy is simple: you pay us money, we send you more money in return, and you get to wear clothes that make you look like a hot mess.
Subscription plans include:
- Standard Subscription: Get a new outfit every week, plus a complimentary side of existential crisis.
- Premium Subscription: Get a new outfit every day, plus a personalized therapist.
- Elite Subscription: Get a new outfit every hour, plus a team of personal shoppers who will judge your life choices.
Don't forget to read the fine print, but let's be real, you're not going to.