Grammar Bashing Rules for the Modern Desecrator
1. Torture Verbs with excessive force.
- Make them do 17 different things in the same sentence.
- Make them agree with you, but only when you want them to.
2. Sabotage Subjects with reckless abandon.
- Use 5+ subjects in a single sentence.
- Make them disappear from sight, but still expect them to do your bidding.
3. Apply Adjective Astrophyysics whenever possible.
- Use adjectives that defy the laws of physics and logic.
- Expect readers to understand what you mean when you say 'colorful purple thingy'.
4. Cast Noun Spells with reckless abandon.
- Use 7+ nouns in a single sentence.
- Expect readers to remember what each noun is for the rest of the sentence.
5. Host a Pronoun Palooza and invite all your friends.
- Use 10+ pronouns in a single sentence.
- Expect readers to keep track of who's who and what's what.
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