Feline Finance

Money Laundering for the Discerning Feline Client

Welcome to the Feline Finance, where we help our feline friends clean their paws from the stench of last night's tuna can.

Our Services:

Our team of expert feline accountants and money launderers will help you:

Conceal your catnip purchases from your significant other
Transfer your tuna dividends to a shell company on the moon
Create a shell game of cat toys to distract the IRS

Our Rates:

Our rates are as follows:

10% for basic catnip concealment
20% for advanced tuna transfer services
30% for cat toy shell game setup and maintenance

Tuna Investments Catnip Trading Money Laundering Tips