Whisker Wizard: Mouse Trap Diversification Strategies

As a feline of discerning taste, you're probably aware that diversification is key when it comes to catching those pesky mice.

That's why we've put together a range of mouse trap options, each one more absurdly complex than the last:

1. The Boulder Baiting Method: Lure your prey with the promise of a free cheese platter, then crush them with an anvil.

2. Dynamite Diversification: A classic. Because who needs a boring old cheese platter when you can just blow things up?

3. The Quantum Flail: Utilize the principles of quantum entanglement to create a trap that's simultaneously open and closed, like a cat in a box.

4. Overlord of the Oddball: This one's a real doozy. It's like a regular old trap, but with more catnip.