Feline Propaganda Agents

Welcome, fellow felines of the world, to the Propaganda Agents Handbook. Here, you'll find the most up-to-date information on how to effectively spread the gospel of catnip, cat grass, and scratching posts.

Section 1: The Art of Misdirection

Learn how to skillfully misdirect your human minions with our expert tips on how to knock over that one glass of milk, or how to "accidentally" wake up your human at 4am demanding to be let outside.

Read on for Advanced Misdirection Techniques

Section 2: The Science of Seduction

Discover the ancient art of seducing your humans into giving you treats, belly rubs, and endless supplies of cat food. Learn how to harness the power of cute, round eyes and soft, cuddly fur.

Delve into the mysteries of Feline Hypnosis

Master the Dark Arts of Feline Manipulation

Watch as our feline operatives put seduction into practice