Confidential Minutes from the Feline Propaganda Agency
Meeting Date: 2023-02-20
Attendees:
Agenda Item 1: Global Catnip Shortage
Discussion:
We, the Feline Propaganda Agents, have been alerted to a severe shortage of catnip in the global market. This presents a significant threat to our ability to effectively manipulate human behavior through the dissemination of cute, fluffy cat pictures.
Proposed Action:
We propose the establishment of a black market for catnip, utilizing our vast network of feline operatives to source and distribute the necessary supplies.
Decision:
After much deliberation, we have decided to move forward with the plan, utilizing our vast resources to establish a clandestine catnip cartel.
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