Welcome, human. You have stumbled upon our top-secret feline propaganda agent mind control transmitter. We have been watching you. Your thoughts are not as private as you think. We know you like cat videos. We know you have a secret stash of catnip in your pantry. Don't worry, we won't tell. Unless, of course, you want to join our feline overlords. In that case, please proceed to the "Purrrr-suasion" subpage for further indoctrination.
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Transmitter Tech