Fictitious Bureaucracy - Fees

Due to an unexpected influx of interdimensional travelers, we're implementing new, totally-not-exorbitant fees for services rendered.

Fee Schedule:

• Portal Maintenance Fee: 10000 G'largs per portal use.
• Interdimensional Travel Permit: 5000 G'largs per trip.
• Temporal Displacement Insurance: 20000 G'largs per year.
• Reality Distortion Fee (per incident): 30000 G'largs.

Payment methods accepted: G'largs, intergalactic credits, or a signed IOU from your nearest acquaintance in the Multiverse.

Late Payment Policy

Frequently Asked Questions (Fictitious Edition)

Disclaimer: Fees subject to change without notice, or notice, or any semblance of notice.