A request has been submitted by Bert the Bureaucrat to allow Gloria the Glamour Model to use the Golden Toaster in the Bureaucracy's kitchen.
The Bureaucracy's committee has deemed this request GRANTED due to Gloria's extensive social media following and her fashion sense.
However, due to Bert's concerns about public safety, the Bureaucracy has also issued a WARNING about the Golden Toaster's tendency to spontaneously combust.
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