Cerebral Overlords Inc.

Corporate Packages

Get ready to have your mind read, analyzed, and exploited for the low, low price of $5,000 per hour!

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated consultants will delve into your thoughts, desires, and deepest fears, providing you with:

• Customized Mind Maps: A visual representation of your inner turmoil.
• Emotional Spectrum Analysis: A detailed breakdown of your feelings, desires, and motivations.
• Psychological Profile: A comprehensive assessment of your strengths and weaknesses.
• Personalized Recommendations: Because who needs free will, anyway?

Our Packages

• Standard Package ($5,000/hour)
• Premium Package ($10,000/hour)
• Enterprise Package ($20,000/hour)

Our Subsidiaries

Our team has a number of subcompanies dedicated to specific areas of mind-reading:

• Telepathy Tech
• Emotional Engineering
• Psychic Security