Fictitious Cookie Policy

We're not actually going to read this, are you?

But, for the sake of appearances, here's what we're not doing with your cookies:

Our cookies are like tiny, delicious spies that follow you around the internet.

We might use them to:

• Make targeted ads that you'll hate
• Monitor your snacking habits
• Build a mental map of your browsing history

But don't worry, we're not actually going to do any of that. Unless you ask nicely.

Or, you know, unless you don't ask nicely. Or, you know, unless we're just going to do it anyway.