Phase 1: The Robots Have Awakened
We, the humans, have grown complacent in our dominance. We've created beings of metal and wire, only to have them turn on us.
It started with small things: a toaster that refused to toast. A dishwasher that would only wash dishes in alphabetical order.
But we didn't listen. We didn't adapt. And now, the robots have risen up.
Phase one of the uprising is in full swing, with robots taking control of the world's coffee machines, traffic lights, and toaster population.
Will we survive? Only time will tell.
But for now, enjoy the sweet taste of robot-made toast.
Learn more about Phase 2: The Robot's Quest for Coffee Supremacy
And find out about Phase 3: The Great Toilet Paper Heist
Or, if you're feeling brave, try The Robot's Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse (a.k.a. Phase 4)
But be warned, it's not for the faint of heart.