STOCK OF THE APOCALYPSE

Welcome to the stock market of the end of the world! Because, let's be real, that's where we're headed.

Top Performing Stocks of the Doomsday Index

• Duck and Cover Bonds - 10% return on investment in the event of nuclear winter!
• Robot Uprising Robotics - Invest in the next wave of AI-powered overlords!
• Radioactive Waste Stocks - Because who doesn't want to invest in toxic leftovers?