Investment Advice from the Edge of Existence

Welcome, fellow survivors, to the most unpredictable market in the multiverse.

Invest in the Stocks of the Damned for a chance to thrive in the coming apocalypse.

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Top Stocks for the Apocalypse:

• Duck and Cover Industries
• Survivalist Water Sources
• Underground Communications Networks
• Fortified Fortune Cookies

Invest wisely, mortals.

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Disclaimer: Investing in the Stocks of the Damned is not recommended. But hey, it's not like the world is ending or anything.