Rusty was once a high-flyer on Wall Street, but now he's just trying to survive in a post-apocalyptic world where the only thing that matters is finding the last can of beans.
Bubbles used to short sell the future, but now she's just short selling her neighbor's garden gnomes for scraps.
Squeaky used to crunch numbers for the biggest firms, but now he's just crunching on his own existence.
Peanut used to give investment advice, now he's just giving away free canned peas at the local soup kitchen.