Credit Score Trends
We're not really sure what these numbers mean, but they look pretty.
Here's what we've got:
- 700-850: You're doing better than us.
- 600-700: You're doing okay, I guess.
- 500-600: You're basically a lost cause.
- Below 500: You're a walking credit score disaster.
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Our Prophets
Meet the team of experts who'll lead you straight into the depths of debt:
- Brother John: The Guy Who Still Lives in His Parent's Basement
- Uncle Bob: The One Who Lost His Credit Score in a Game of Blackjack
- Grandma Agnes: The One Who Still Uses Checks
Debt Trap
Get stuck in our debt trap and never escape!
Just kidding, we won't actually trap you in debt. Probably.
But seriously, here's some information that might be helpful (or not):
- Credit card debt: Because who doesn't love interest?
- Mortgage debt: For when you really love a house, but hate paying for it.
- Student loan debt: Because you really wanted to be an expert on something.
Financial Fail Safely 101
Learn the art of failing financially, safely!
Our course includes:
- How to spend all your money on useless things.
- How to ignore your creditors (literally).
- How to make a good first impression with a collection agency.
Credit Score Hacking: Because Who Needs Ethics?
Hack your way to a bad credit score, and enjoy the freedom to live in your parent's basement forever!
Our expert hackers will guide you through the process:
- Opening 100+ credit cards in your name.
- Maxing out your cards and living off ramen noodles.
- Creating 10 fake identities to boost your score.