Strategy 3: The Blerp. Because who needs diversification, anyway?
Step 1: Invest all your money in a single stock with an absurdly high price-to-earnings ratio.
Step 2: Ignore all warnings and advice from your financial advisor.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you have all your money.
And then, just for fun, try to buy back in at the bottom of the market.
Example: BlingoCorp is a great choice. They're a real estate investment firm that specializes in selling sand to desert islands.
Or, you know, just look at their competitors:
- Flumplenheimer - The company that's always losing money, but their CEO has a great haircut.
- PonziPonziPonzi - Because who needs actual assets, anyway?
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