Welcome to Ivory Bingle Investments: Stocks & Funds

Because who needs boring, stable investments when you can go all in on a high-risk, get-rich-quick scheme?

Our Stock Picks:

Tech Bro Disaster - Invest in the companies that are going to make you rich... or not.
Unicorn Startups - Because who needs a solid business plan when you have a fancy logo?
Meme Stock Index - Invest in the stocks that are going up, up, up... until they aren't.
Fundamentals of Fun - Because who needs profits when you can have fun with your money?

Irrational Exuberance Fund - Invest in the certainty of uncertainty.

Disclaimer: We are not actually financial advisors. Or sane.