Ivory Bingle Investments: Tech Bro Disaster

Welcome, fellow degenerates!

Are you tired of making a killing with your mediocre coding skills? Do you dream of living in a mansion with a foosball table in your living room? Look no further than Ivory Bingle Investments, where we specialize in turning your coding skills into a fortune!

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Our Expertise:

We specialize in:

Overpaying for overhyped tech startups
Investing in companies with questionable business models
Creating complex financial products that no one understands

Note: The above HTML code serves as a satirical take on the tech industry's tendency to prioritize hype over substance and the cult-like following of some tech companies. The "Ivory Bingle Investments" firm is a fictional entity that pokes fun at the industry's excesses and absurdities.