Current Stock Price: $666.66 (Up 42.42% since yesterday, minimalist estimates)
Market Trend: WARNING: Volatility is a LIE (Actual trend: Randomly fluctuating between "Buy Now!" and "Sell Everything!')
Latest News:
- Analyst: "I'm not saying it's a bubble, but... wait, yes, I am saying it's a bubble."
- Regulatory Body: "We're watching you, Memestock. Don't think you can game the system."