Welcome, Blingerians, to the official Blinged Wardrobe FAQ! We're here to answer all your questions about blinging, the art of accessorizing with excessive amounts of bling.
A: Blinging is the act of adorning oneself with an excessive amount of bling, including (but not limited to) gold chains, diamond-encrusted anything, and enough sparkly things to blind one's enemies with reflected light.
For more information on blinging, see our Blinging Theory subpage.
A: Ah, the age-old question! To bling like the pros, one must first start with a solid foundation: a strong, sturdy base of bling-free items, like a good pair of non-sparkly socks. From there, one can gradually add more bling until one's ensemble is so bling-heavy that the laws of physics no longer apply and one's clothes simply refuse to be removed by any means other than a team of highly trained bling-extraction specialists.
For a comprehensive guide on blinging techniques, see our Blinging Techniques subpage.
A: Ah, yes. Over-blinging is a real and serious concern. In fact, our research suggests that over-blinging can lead to a condition known as "Blinged-Induced Temporal Displacement Syndrome" (BITDS), a condition characterized by an inability to tell what time it is, what day it is, or what color the sky is, all due to the overwhelming bling-induced glare.
We recommend consulting our BITDS Symptoms subpage for more information.
A: Ah, yes! We have a thriving community of over-blinger support group, where you can share your struggles with excessive bling-accumulation and receive support from fellow over-blingers who truly understand your plight.
For more information, see our Over-Blinger Support Group subpage.
That's all for now, folks! Remember, if you're feeling overwhelmed by the bling, just take a deep breath, and remember: there's always room for more bling.