Welcome, Financial Wizards!

Cryptocurrency Counterintuitivist's Guide to Financial Wizardry

Where conventional wisdom is for suckers.

Investing is an art, not a science. Unless it's cryptocurrency, then it's an art that's 90% chance of blowing up in your face.

• Why Not to Invest in Tesla
• Why Buying Bitcoin is a Bad Idea
• Why Not to Trust Your Financial Advisor

Cryptocurrency Counterintuitivist's Top 5 Investment Tips:

1. Buy and hold... until the value drops 90%.
2. Only invest in things you understand, like your grandma's recipe for chicken soup.
3. Never, ever, ever trust a financial advisor who wears a suit and tie.
4. Invest in cryptocurrency, but only after a 5-year old has told you it's a good idea.
5. Always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always, always... diversify, but only into one stock: your mom's basement.

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not take any advice from this website seriously, because, honestly, you're probably not smart enough.