Fincredible Scale Care and Maintenance

Fincredible Scale Maintenance Tips

Remember:

Avoid excessive sunlight. Your scales will get too tan.
Keep your scales moisturized with Fincredible Scale Lotion.
Don't forget to preen regularly. It's good for your mental health.

And for the love of all things fin-tastic, do not get too close to a Fincredible Scale Vacuum.

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