Welcome to Feline Film Noir, the purr-fectly dark and gritty catnip-infested corner of the web. We're currently investigating the case of the missing can opener. If you have any information, click here to report your findings. Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, you can investigate the Whispering Wall case, where a mysterious voice is whispering catnip-fueled secrets to the wall. Or, if you just want to read about the Legendory Litter Box, a case that has been shrouded in mystery for centuries.

Last seen: 12:00 AM, Tuesday. All felines are suspects.