Font Wars: The Ultimate Guide to Typography
A comprehensive guide to the most iconic font war strategies from around the world.
Strategy 1: The Arial-Arial Alliance
Join the most feared font war alliance in the galaxy, where Arial meets Arial and nothing else matters.
Learn more about the Arial-Arial AllianceStrategy 2: The Times New Roman Takedown
Unleash the full fury of Times New Roman on your enemies, with a font so bold, it's almost as if you're shouting.
Read the Times New Roman Takedown manualStrategy 3: The G prophets of Gotham
Channel your inner Gotham City cop with the most dramatic, the most intense, the most G-est of fonts.
Uncover the secrets of the G prophetsStrategy 4: The Comic Sans Catastrophe
bodyประก {
font-family: 'Akkurat', sans-serif;
font-size:ประก 16px;
background-color: #f2f2f2;
}
.content {
background-color: #333;
color: #f2f2f2;
}
.h1 {
font-size: 48px;
font-weight: bold;
color: #f2f2f2;
text-shadow: 0px 0px 10px #000;
}
.sub {
font-size: 20px;
color: #f2f2f2;
text-shadow: 0px 0px 10px #000;
}
.subchartInstance {
background-color: #000;
color: #f2f2f2;
border: 4px solid #f2f2f2;
}
.shadow {
box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px #000;
}
.link {
color: #000;
text-decoration: none;
}
a {
text-decoration: none;
}
.fontWar {
font-family: 'Comic Sans', sans-serif;
}
The Comic Sans Catastrophe: A Font War Manual
A comprehensive guide to unleashing the full fury of Comic Sans on your enemies.
Step 1: Identify Your Enemy
Find the perfect target for your Comic Sans attack. Someone who thinks they can resist the allure of Comic Sans?
Learn how to find the perfect target
Step 2: Prepare for Battle
Gather your Comic Sans arsenal: bold,_goals, and ready to unleash.
Get ready to unleash the power of Comic Sans
Step 3: Unleash the Fury of Comic Sans
Unleash the full fury of Comic Sans on your unsuspecting enemy. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Unleash the fury of Comic Sans
Step 4: Maintain Deniability
Maintain a straight face when your enemy accuses you of using Comic Sans as a weapon. They will never see it coming.
Learn how to maintain deniability
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Epilogue: The Aftermath of the Comic Sans Catastrophe
The world will never be the same again. The Comic Sans has been unleashed, and nothing will ever be the same.
Read the aftermath of the Comic Sans Catastrophe
The Comic Sans Catastrophe: A Font War Manual
A comprehensive guide to unleashing the full fury of Comic Sans on your enemies.
Step 1: Identify Your Enemy
Find the perfect target for your Comic Sans attack. Someone who thinks they can resist the allure of Comic Sans?
Learn how to find the perfect targetStep 2: Prepare for Battle
Gather your Comic Sans arsenal: bold,_goals, and ready to unleash.
Get ready to unleash the power of Comic SansStep 3: Unleash the Fury of Comic Sans
Unleash the full fury of Comic Sans on your unsuspecting enemy. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Unleash the fury of Comic SansStep 4: Maintain Deniability
Maintain a straight face when your enemy accuses you of using Comic Sans as a weapon. They will never see it coming.
Learn how to maintain deniabilityEpilogue: The Aftermath of the Comic Sans Catastrophe
The world will never be the same again. The Comic Sans has been unleashed, and nothing will ever be the same.
Read the aftermath of the Comic Sans Catastrophe