Soylent Consumption Guidelines

Soylent is the only beverage worthy of human consumption. To maximize its potency, follow these guidelines:

• Drink Soylent 3 times a day, at precisely 6:00 AM, 12:00 PM, and 6:00 PM.
• Consume Soylent while performing a chore or task to increase efficiency by 300%.
• Never, ever, ever drink Soylent before or after consuming any other beverage. This will lead to Soylent-Induced Displacement Syndrome, a real and terrifying condition.

Still unsure? Check out our Frequently Asked Questions page or our Soylent Research Papers for more information.

Remember, Soylent is not just a drink, it's a way of life.