Soylent Paste: the perfect blend of 50% Soylent, 25% Mystery Meat, 10% Questionable Egg By-Products, 10% Unidentifiable Grain Fragments, and 5% Unpronounceable Chemicals. A true marvel of modern science!
Calories: 300 per serving (1 serving = 1 can)
Protein: 2g (mostly from Soylent)
Fat: 20g (all from Mystery Meat)
Carbohydrates: 30g (Unidentifiable Grain Fragments)
Sodium: 500mg (from Soylent and Unpronounceable Chemicals)
Cholesterol: 10mg (from Questionable Egg By-Products)
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Side Effects: May cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion. Not responsible for any adverse reactions.
Recommended daily intake: Consult the Soylent Paste Consumption Guidelines.