In a world where the skies are always a deep, foreboding grey, our team of expert foragers have developed a style of forecasting that defies the mundane.
Known for their unorthodox methods and unwavering dedication to the art of divination, our forecasters will stop at nothing to predict the unpredictable.
Using a combination of ancient wisdom, modern technology, and sheer, unadulterated guesswork, we'll have you prepared for anything the weather throws at you.
Our team of experts have developed a proprietary algorithm that uses machine learning, astrology, and a pinch of magic to predict the weather with uncanny accuracy.
With a 97% success rate and a 3% margin of error, you can count on us to keep you one step ahead of the storm.
But wait, there's more! Our team has also developed a special "Forager's Fudge Factor" which takes into account the whims of the weather gods and gives us an extra 2% chance of being correct.