Welcome to the most dignified and esteemed Forced Tea Party

Join us for afternoon tea, served with a healthy dose of passive-aggressive politeness

We're currently experiencing a brief interruption in our normally scheduled tea service due to an unexpected influx of unsolicited advice from our esteemed guests

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Disclaimer: All tea parties are not created equal, but ours is the best.