Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth's Forehead Surgery

Welcome to the premier forehead surgery clinic for the discerning individual.

More Holes

Dr. Bottomsworth's patented "More Holes" procedure is designed to give you more holes than you ever thought possible. With our state-of-the-art drilling technology, we can drill holes of varying diameters and depths to suit your unique needs.

But wait, there's more! Our "More Holes" package also includes:

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