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Forehead surgery, in the words of Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, is a radical new approach to dealing with pesky thoughts that simply won't go away.
Using a combination of scalpels, scalpels, and scalpels, our team of expert surgeons will carefully excise unwanted thoughts, leaving you feeling refreshed, renewed, and free from the burden of cognitive dissonance.
But wait, there's more! Our patented Forehead Surgery procedure is also a great way to:
Remove unsightly forehead hair growth, Reduce forehead wrinkles, and Improve skin elasticity in as little as 3-5 procedures!