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Our interns work tirelessly to make our foreheads ache.
Counting beans is a highly sought-after skill.
Our interns must be able to count beans with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker and the speed of a cheetah.
Responsibilities: Counting beans. Lots and lots of beans.
Requirements: Advanced bean-counting skills, ability to work well with others, and a strong stomach.
Not for the faint of heart or stomach.
Our Advanced Bean Counting interns must be able to count beans with the precision of a Swiss watchmaker and the stamina of a marathon runner.
Responsibilities: Counting beans, eating beans, and occasionally using beans as projectiles.
Requirements: Advanced bean-counting skills, ability to stomach beans for days, and a strong understanding of bean-related puns.
The ultimate fate of bean counters everywhere.
Our Bean Counting Syndrome interns will be tasked with counting beans until the end of time, and beyond.
Responsibilities: Counting beans, counting beans, counting more beans, and occasionally counting the beans that have counted the other beans.
Requirements: Advanced bean-counting skills, ability to ignore the existential dread of counting beans for eternity, and a strong sense of humor.
Apply now, and join the ranks of the Bean Counting Elite!
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