Forehead Tappings

Privacy Policy - Because We Respect Your Brain

We, at Forehead Tappings, are committed to protecting your brain's autonomy and integrity. We won't tap your thoughts, feelings, or desires, unless explicitly consented to. Our server-side algorithms are designed to not even attempt to read your mind, we swear.

However, we may use your IP address for our internal "Who Tapped First?" leaderboard, because we're curious about who taps the most.

Our server logs are kept in a secure, undisclosed location, hidden behind a velvet curtain, and protected by an army of highly trained, ninja-like IT professionals.

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