Introduction
Welcome to Forehead Tappings, the premier online platform for sharing your most intense, most personal, and most questionable tapping experiences.
By accessing or using this site, you agree to the following terms and conditions.
Definitions
For the purpose of these Terms of Service, the term "Forehead Tapping" shall refer to any and all tapping, poking, or prodding of one's forehead, regardless of the tool or object used in the tapping process.
Use of Forehead Tappings
You may use Forehead Tappings for the purpose of self-expression, self-discovery, or simply for the joy of tapping your forehead.
However, you may not use Forehead Tappings for any purpose that is:
- Defamatory, threatening, harassing, or in any way mean-spirited.
- Intended to cause physical harm or discomfort to yourself or others.
- For the purpose of soliciting or facilitating the solicitation of money or other goods or services.
- Without proper tapping authorization from the Forehead Tappings administrators.
Intellectual Property
All intellectual property rights in and to Forehead Tappings are owned by the Forehead Tappings corporation.
You acknowledge that you have no rights in any intellectual property of Forehead Tappings, and you agree to hold harmless the Forehead Tappings corporation and its affiliates.
Dispute Resolution
Any dispute or claim arising out of these Terms of Service will be resolved through the Forehead Tappings Dispute Resolution Process (FDRP), which consists of a series of increasingly absurd and hilarious challenges, including but not limited to:
- Tapping a series of increasingly large and awkwardly-shaped objects.
- Engaging in a staring contest with a Forehead Tappings administrator.
- Solving a complex puzzle involving only the numbers 7, 13, and 42.
Learn more about the FDRP
By using Forehead Tappings, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service and the FDRP.
Changes to Terms
The Forehead Tappings corporation may change these Terms of Service at any time without notice.
Contact
If you have any questions or concerns about these Terms of Service, please contact us at tappings@forehead-tappings.com.