UPGRADED FOREHEAD IMPLANTS

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE UPGRADED TO THE PREMIUM FOREHEAD IMPLANT EXPERIENCE!

CUSTOMER REPORTS:

Increased brainpower by 300%!
Improved mood swings by 200%!
Better hair growth by 150%!

UPGRADE EFFECTS:

FOREHEAD GLOW: 2.5x brighter than before!
FOREHEAD FLEXIBILITY: now bendable up to 45 degrees!
FOREHEAD SPEED: 3x faster than the standard model!

UPGRADE NOW AND GET:

FREE LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FOREHEAD WAX!
FREE FOREHEAD MASSAGE SESSIONS!
FREE FOREHEAD ANALYSIS BY OUR TEAM OF EXPERTS!