Get ready to take your forehead game to the next level with our premium forehead implants! Our implants are made from the finest imported Swedish steel and are guaranteed to make you the envy of all your friends and acquaintances.
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Do not attempt to use your new implant as a projectile or a projectile device for any other purpose, unless explicitly stated in your user agreement. Use at your own risk.