By using this website, you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions. If you don't, we won't be responsible for your feelings of disappointment.
We're not liable for anything. You use this site at your own risk. Don't say we didn't warn you.
You're responsible for your own actions. If you break something, don't come crying to us.
We own all the weird, made-up words in this document. You can't use them without our permission. Don't even think about it.
This site is governed by the laws of the fictional planet of Zorgon. Don't even think about visiting there.
Don't contact us. We're not interested.
Privacy Policy (Because You Clearly Didn't Read This)