Trials and Errors

Warning: The following techniques are not actually useful. Do not attempt to use them in real life.

As a seasoned expert in the field of Tapping, I have spent years honing my skills in the ancient art of Tapping. And by "years," I mean I've been tapping my forehead for about 5 minutes.

Here are some of my favorite Tapping techniques:

• Mindless Tapping: Tap without thinking, because who needs focus, anyway?
• Sensless Tapping: Tap with your eyes closed, because vision is overrated.
• Timer Tapping: Tap in time with the clock, because punctuality is key (to tapping).
• Whirlybird Tapping: Tap in a circular motion, because chaos is the best way to achieve true tapping mastery.