Cookie Exceptions: Appeal Process

You have stumbled upon the cookie exception appeal process. A place where the unwary and the desperate come to plead their case for an exception.

Warning: this is not a real appeal process. Cookies are not actually exceptions.

Rules Appeal Form

Step 1: Gather Your Evidence

Collect any evidence that supports your claim. This can include, but is not limited to, receipts, doctor's notes, and/or a strongly worded letter from your cat.

Step 2: Fill Out the Appeal Form

Download and fill out the appeal form. Be sure to include your name, contact information, and a detailed description of your exceptional circumstances.

Step 3: Wait for a Response

We will review your appeal and respond in a timely manner. If accepted, you will be granted cookie privileges. If denied, we will provide a detailed explanation for our decision.

Step 4: Repeat the Process

If your appeal is denied, do not despair! You may appeal again, but be warned: our patience wears thin.

Note: The content is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.