Forehead Tapping Techniques for the Modern Tapper

Are you tired of the same old, same old tapping techniques? Do you yearn for something more? Look no further! Our comprehensive guide covers the most esoteric, most obscure, most utterly useless tapping techniques known to mankind.

Technique #1: The Forehead Frenzy

Tap your forehead with reckless abandon, as if possessed by the spirit of a thousand tiny, tap-happy goblins. Repeat for 5 minutes, 3 times a day, for optimal results.

Technique #2: The Ancient Art of Forehead Tapping as a Form of Meditation

Tap your forehead with a steady, deliberate motion, as if summoning the spirits of the forest. Repeat for 10 minutes, once a week, for optimal zen.

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Technique #3: Forehead Tapping as a Form of Extreme Sport

Tap your forehead with reckless abandon, as if trying to shatter the very fabric of reality. Repeat for 10 minutes, 5 times a day, for maximum adrenaline rush.

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Technique #4: Forehead Tapping as a Form of Art

Tap your forehead with precision and finesse, as if creating a masterpiece on the canvas of your cranium. Repeat for 5 minutes, 2 times a week, for maximum aesthetic effect.