Here are the most effective methods for achieving a Fumbly Tap:
Flail your fist wildly in an attempt to tap the screen, but mostly end up slapping yourself.
2. The Spastic SwipeUse a combination of jerky movements and random swipes to tap the screen, but likely end up opening the wrong app.
3. The Fumbly FlickFlick your finger back and forth with reckless abandon, but mostly just end up tapping your thumb instead of the screen.
4. The Fumbly TickleTickle the screen with the tip of your finger, but secretly you're really just trying to get a reaction from the device.
5. The Fumbly Tap DanceTap out a dance on the screen, but really you're just trying to remember the Macarena.
6. The Fumbly Tap of DesperationTap the screen with all your might, but mostly just end up tapping the edge of your desk instead.
Remember, practice makes fumbly!