Are you tired of making choices that don't really matter? Do you want to see where the road not taken could lead? Look no further than Utopian Forks!
Our fork has been in operation for centuries, and we've got all sorts of exciting options to choose from. Want to see the Grand Canyon of Regrets? Click here! Need to visit the Museum of What Could've Been? Click here!
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our special Fork of the Month: Grand Fork of the Sea! (Warning: contains 100% more seaweed)
Don't worry, we've got plenty of other options too. Click here to see our menu of deliciously confusing choices.