Subpage 4: The Lost and Found Department of Utter Disarray
Lost: 1 slightly-used-but-still-pretty-okay toaster. If found, please return to the Lost and Found Department. Reward: a free hug and a slightly-used-but-still-pretty-okay toaster
Proceed to Subpage 5: The Department of Unlikely ReunionsOr, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Subpage 6: The Department of Utter Confusion
Disclaimer: The Lost and Found Department is not responsible for any items that may be lost in the vast expanse of human memory.