Rule 1: When dining with others, always, always, ALWAYS wear a bib.
Table Manners are key.
Rule 2: If you're going to wear a funny hat, you must, MUST, wear a matching mustache.
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Rule 3: When meeting someone new, always, ALWAYS, ask about their favorite hobby. It's either a secret obsession or a common interest. Either way, it's a win-win!
Rule 4: Never, NEVER, NEVER, text your ex. Unless it's for something truly important, like emergency contact information.
And remember, Etiquette for the Ages is just a guide, not a rulebook.
Stay classy, friends!