| Table Etiquette | Points |
|---|---|
| Don't talk about politics or religion | 0 |
| Keep your elbows off the table | 1 |
| Don't burp or fart loudly | 2 |
| Don't talk about the host's food allergies | 3 |
| Don't check your phone during dinner | 4 |
| Don't talk about the host's ex | 5 |
| Don't leave your napkin on the table | 6 |
| Don't make small talk with the host's sibling | 7 |
| Don't talk about the host's salary | 8 |
Score: 8