LOST CAUSE - Queries

Where did I leave my keys? I swear I had them just a minute ago...

• Query 1: Why is my paperwork taking so long?
• Query 2: Who ate my lunch?
• Query 3: Why is the coffee machine on the fritz?
• Query 4: What is the meaning of life?

And don't even get me started on the vending machine...

Please hold for 4-6 weeks while I retrieve my query results.