Advanced Certification in Using Your Inside Voice

Congratulations, you've finally made it to the most advanced level of inside-voice usage!

At this level, you'll learn how to use your inside voice in even more creative and annoying ways.

Course Outline:

1. Whispering in Public - Learn the art of whispering in crowded areas, guaranteed to annoy everyone within a 10-foot radius.

2. Voice Miming - Master the technique of making your voice sound like a dying chipmunk, perfect for those long, boring meetings.

3. Whisper-Singing - Develop the skill of whispering in tune, guaranteed to shatter the windows of those around you.

4. Inside Voice Acrobatics - Learn to juggle multiple inside voices while doing a backflip, perfect for that next big corporate event.